I Pooped Today! - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Red Distressed white text beneath reads

Distressed white text beneath reads "I LIED

A row of alternating red and blue five-pointed stars spans the center

Fletch turned petty fraud into a membership perk with better dining options

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Howard's liquor store runs prove that lycanthropy is really just the world's most reliable fake I

I Pooped Today! - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Red Distressed white text beneath readsCelebrating a successful bowel movement with the enthusiasm of a stick figure who just won the decathlon suggests the bar for personal victory has never been lower. Somewhere a marathon finisher is rethinking their medal. The Details: Distressed white bold uppercase text reads "I POOPED TODAY!" in a blocky, hand drawn style with worn grungy edges. Below, a white stick figure silhouette stands with arms raised in a celebratory pose. Fit & Fabric: