Brawndo - Unisex Sweatshirt nakatomi Arched distressed white serif text

Arched distressed white serif text reads "MARQUETTE UNDERTAKERS" above a vintage illustration of a coffin with its lid ajar

Below the house

varying black serif and italic text reads "New Haven

Lemme Show Ya Somethin'

An ornate hanging lantern illustration appears at the upper left beside brown text reading "FAMOUS FOR OUR" above a pennant banner reading "STEAKS and PRIME RIBS

Brawndo - Unisex Sweatshirt nakatomi Arched distressed white serif textReplacing water with a sports drink because plants crave electrolytes is peak corporate theology disguised as agriculture. Nobody questions the slogan when the slogan is louder than logic. Inspired by Idiocracy. The Details: Orange and red starburst in the upper left contains yellow text reading "It's Got Electrolytes!" A large bright green lightning bolt outlined in red serves as the central graphic, with bold red block lettering reading "BRAWNDO"